If only you could track wedding vendors the same way Domino’s tracks your pizza. Domino’s, if you’re out there, I suggest you sell your technology to The Knot, STAT. And when you do, make sure to kick me back a cool ten percent.
For those of you who don’t consume high calorie, fat-laden dinner foods on a regular basis, here’s what the Domino’s Pizza Tracker looks like:
Instead of: “Our delivery expert, Jose, left the store with your order at 3:49pm” the Wedding Vendor Tracker would read, “Your cake left the bakery at 3:30pm and will arrive at the reception hall by 4:00pm.” Brilliance! Of course, there’d have to be an iPhone app as well. Extra points for a taser function that can eliminate bad wedding vendors with the push of a button.
DOMINO’S… I IMPLORE YOU… MAKE THIS HAPPEN!
P.S. At this exact moment, I could definitely use a handy box like the one above to “share my feelings” about one particular vendor. Grr…
Once again a great post and worth a bookmark.
I love the pizza tracker. It saves me from walking my lazy ass three blocks up the street…
What’s wrong with serving Domino’s pizza at your wedding reception?
Where’s the phase of the process where they spit on your order? Is that #2? Eew!
-Dee
Don’t call me ghetto-but-I use the pizza tracker every week. it ROCKS!
Delivery Expert, really? Is that what they’re calling it these days? Ha!
Seriously, I am shocked at the amount of bad service/bad vendors out there!
Uh oh! Do I need to kick some wedding vendor butt for you?