14,000 miles

200 friends

48 days

one car

one life

31 Flavoring

Back in college, my friend Nicki and I used to have little competitions to see who could lose the most weight. Nothing like a couple of coeds duking it out to see who can look like an Olsen twin first. Every once in awhile we’d lose our stride and find ourselves at the local 31 Flavors, desperate for a little sugar [...]

Fat Car Ass

You’re standing in a guestroom in a basement in Wausau, Wisconsin, trying to pull a pair of jeans up around your ass that used to fit four weeks ago. Tugging and pulling, you manage to fasten the button on the jeans without breaking your hand- but just barely. You turn to take in your rear view when you see [...]