14,000 miles

200 friends

48 days

one car

one life

You Can’t Spell Wedding Road Trip Without “W”

Once upon a time, we loudly proclaimed we would make every effort to patronize local hotels when not staying at someone’s home. However, somewhere on the highways of Texas, we agreed that a vacation day was in order since we’re not taking a [...]

Day 15: The Woman with Nine Lives

I met Adrienne when we took three and a half months out of our regularly-scheduled lives to whore ourselves out for Wal-Mart and Coppertone as part of the Steps Across America campaign. At the time, I truly believed that we were walking across the United States for the better health of our great country, armed with the heroic task of teaching people how to use pedometers.

God, I’m [...]

Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I am friends with two brothers, Jon and Bryon. Jon lives in Oxnard, California with his wife Pilar while Bryon lives in Delray Beach, Florida with his big screen TV. I haven’t seen Bryon in about four years, with the following being our first conversation since [...]