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Register for Cash… it’s the American Way

I’ve decided to start a new category specifically for people and vendors who do things that defy reason, common sense, or decency. Of course, I will always shield the names to protect the “innocent”… not because I think they should be kept secret, but because I can’t afford a slander lawsuit right now. We’ll save those for Perez [...]

Top Ten Evil Things That Happen to Brides When They Register

Registering for gifts is a useful thing. It helps you and your beloved decide what you’ll need at your new home. It also decreases the risk that you and your beloved will get really unattractive plateware from your distant Aunt Elma.

For some reason, however, registering turns even the nicest of brides (yes, that means you!) [...]