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Blanket Apology for Our Wedding

I thought we wouldn’t have to revisit this subject, but it appears that our entry on Wedding Blowoffs For Every Occasion did not achieve the desired results. So let’s try again, shall we? Feel free to steal this and use it for your own wedding- I promise you’ll need [...]

Wedding Blow Offs for Every Occasion

Yep… everyone has an opinion about weddings. Especially other people’s weddings. And while it might be tempting to tell your Aunt Lucy what you really think of her suggestion of having a Barack Obama piƱata at the reception, I suggest you use these carefully-crafted blow offs [...]

Caution: Really Bad Analogy In Your Future

INT. JAIME’S BEDROOM. NOON.

No, this isn’t that type of blog entry, you freaking pervert.

My roommate and I have been dealing with annoying Internet issues for the past several days. Every morning, one of us has to schlep out to the family room to restart the modem and the wireless router. I know, I know. Such [...]