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Wedding Blow Offs for Every Occasion

Yep… everyone has an opinion about weddings. Especially other people’s weddings. And while it might be tempting to tell your Aunt Lucy what you really think of her suggestion of having a Barack Obama piƱata at the reception, I suggest you use these carefully-crafted blow offs [...]

On Being Old

The great part is that this evolution takes away one of my big fears around marriage. Generally, I had the impression that a wedding was also a funeral for your social life. Everything you did from then on had to be a wholesome, bland activity, acceptable to your party-adverse spouse. You would be doomed to gamely feigning excitement about microwaved leftovers followed by an evening of playing Scrabble, while your friends rage at a nightclub and have the greatest time ever [...]

Caution: Really Bad Analogy In Your Future

INT. JAIME’S BEDROOM. NOON.

No, this isn’t that type of blog entry, you freaking pervert.

My roommate and I have been dealing with annoying Internet issues for the past several days. Every morning, one of us has to schlep out to the family room to restart the modem and the wireless router. I know, I know. Such [...]