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Things You Need to Know About Wedding Invitations

The day of our final ceremony is just around the corner, which means two things:

1) Chris and I will finally be married.
2) I’ll never have to deal with wedding vendors again. Hooray!

Even though we’re planning a simple affair, getting all of the details orchestrated has been the hardest project I have ever undertaken. Keep in [...]

How to Cancel a Wedding Registry

So maybe you got just a little too happy with the 007 gun last weekend and registered for everything from a $2000 cappuccino maker to seven different colors of the same KitchenAid mixer. Now it’s Tuesday afternoon and you’re wondering if you can cancel the seven different registries you started while amped up on caffeine and free [...]

Why We’re Not Registered at Bed, Bath and Beyond

One of my biggest pet peeves is when employees of franchise stores like Bed, Bath, and Beyond and Crate and Barrel use the word “I” in relation to the products they are pushing. For [...]

Vendor Tracker

If only you could track wedding vendors the same way Domino’s tracks your pizza. Domino’s, if you’re out there, I suggest you sell your technology to The Knot, STAT. And when you do, make sure to kick me back a cool ten [...]

Top Ten Really Bad Wedding Invitation Mistakes

On Friday, Chris and I will be going down to Half Moon Bay to pick up a few invitations for our final ceremony. These are basically for my grandparents, parents, and my friend Carolyn, who I hear keeps all of her invitations in a special box. I find this really sweet and sentimental and am [...]

Covered Wagon Weddings

Second Rule of Wedding Guests: there will always be people who can’t attend your special day.
First Rule of Wedding Guests: there will always be one person who doesn’t attend because he or she is already attending another wedding.

Nowhere in the rules does it say, “said person will not be attend your ceremony because she is going to a covered wagon [...]

Ten Tips on How to Survive a Bridal Expo

Contrary to what you might think, I don’t spend all of my time blogging about our future Wedding Road Trip. In fact, yesterday I had the pleasure of attending THE GREAT BRIDAL EXPO with my friend and fellow bride, Carolyn.

Tip #10  Don’t Pay for a Ticket to a Bridal Expo
About two weeks ago, The Knot [...]

My Big Fat Cheap Wedding

In the year 2009, it’s très chic to have a cheap wedding. Cheap, meaning “inexpensive” not “likes to dress like a back alley hooker.” Wedding websites around the Net are even claiming that you can throw a wedding for under $10K in some of the nation’s most expensive cities (ie: New York City, San Francisco).

Dubious? [...]

One Engagement Ring to Rule Them All

I was catching up with the latest Facebook nonsense this morning when I ran across a profile picture of a recently engaged acquaintance. She looked fantastic in the pic, yet one of her “friends” (read: gold digger) felt the need to comment, “nice pic. Switch it out for one that more prominently showcases THE RING.”

Hmm… [...]

Viva La Bridal Expo

It has come.

I can hardly contain my excitement.*

The greatest show on Earth.

THE bridal expo to end all bridal expos.

Thousands and thousands of wedding vendors at my disposal, offering me billions upon billions of useless items that I can purchase for the low, low price of next month’s rent. At least that’s what my best friend [...]